some dayz off: Southport








You can find resources for learning a language at the Learning Centre of the language department. Unfortunately they run out of English dictionaries and additives for spelling. However, mercifully are international student was so kind to help out with crossing out one ‘s’.
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Poster: Ribble Hall entrance
.... so you really can drink Coffee in a 'Coffeeshop'?
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Poster: Notice board Fylde Building
...and you get a real nice white hoodie as hansel!
Now I know why they are callin' it notice and not black board like in Germany.
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Poster: Ribble Hall entrance
100% reputable and professional!
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Poster: Loo Fylde Building
....what did their parents teach them actually? ****
to be continued

The poppy is traditionally worn on Remembrance Day in memory of service personnel who lost their lives in the First and Second World Wars and subsequent conflicts like the Falklands War and the Gulf War.The red poppies represent the poppies that grew in the cornfields of Flanders in the First World War where many thousands of soldiers lost their lives. The paper poppies that are worn today are made by ex-service personnel and are sold by representatives of the Royal British Legion, an organisation of ex-servicemen and women.Remembrance Day falls on the nearest Sunday to 11 November - the day peace was declared. The day is commemorated by church services around the country and a parade of ex-service personnel in London’s Whitehall. Wreaths of poppies are left at the Cenotaph, a war memorial in Whitehall, built after the First World War.By tradition, at 11.00am on Remembrance Sunday a two minute silence is observed at the Cenotaph and elsewhere in the country to honour those who lost their lives. In recent years, a two minutes silence has also been observed at 11.00am on 11th November itself.http://www.candeiasdublin.com/gallery.htm
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10:30 PM: The birthday crowed went out for Party. My room mates, Rose friends, Nick and me still in the kitchen!
Funny situation #4: Rose: “Juan, get wet!” (no comment)
11 PM: Talked about the “vagina monologues” and while played stupid drinking games (e.g. drinking to Sting’s Rosanne) Nick was reading something out of the book about the “vagina monologues”….
All I can remember:
“What kind of cloth would your vagina wear?”
..... so we finally had a party to the early morning!
Oh important, I wore my first fancy dress: a school uniform;)


“I made myself a pizza” Woodheadcrew member 2006
Guess you will look better with double cheese;)

After spending some month in the US Saray came to England. Never wondering why people always asking her “Are you KILLING me?”. Well, bad joke can kind of killin’ you, but still we prefer “KIDDIN’”…… However, a running gage was born.
Spending time with Amin I learned to enjoy Def Jam stand up comedy. But still my favourite is Eddie Murphys RAW stand up from 1987. The best part of his show was taking the piss of Bill Cosby….. If you don’t know it, you really should watch it!
He even had the look and the voice of Bill.
Guess this will be the longest quote ever:
Imagin’: Late 80ies. Eddie Murphy in a really ugly tight purple leather dress.
Comin’ up to the stage like:
Do you watch the Bill Cosby Show?I do too.
I love Bill Cosby's show.
I been a big fan of Bill Cosby all my life.
Never met the man before, but he called me up about a year ago and chastised me on the phone for being too dirty on-stage.
[remember late 80ies where not as dirty as nowheredays and he was sexism, racism…
what the fuck... he pretty much know all the –isms]
It was real weird, because I had never met him and he just thought… it was... he should call me up…. because he was Bill… and tell me… that he did.... about what comedy is all about.
And I sat and listened to this man chastise me.
And when Bill Cosby chastises you, you forget you grown.
You feel like one of the Cosby kids and shit….
And I ran in the house all excited to talk to Bill and picked up the telephoneand
Bill got raw on me.
I was like, "Hello, Mr. Cosby?"
And you hear:
"I would liiiiiike to talk to you.....about some of the things that you do in your …. show… now! …I'm going to tell you a story."
[image the cosby voice]
He always tells you stories.
"I would like to tell you a story…..I have five children….. one, two, three, four, five….Five... Five children… I live in Massachusetts with my wife… Camille, and my five children… now! one of the five children that we have… there are four girls and a boy…the boy's name is Ennis…he loves everything you do….
Comes home from school the other day… with a big smile on his face and my son looks just like me
[Cosby face]
He walks through the door…looking at me with this big smile…..and I cannot resist, becauseit's such a beautiful smile.And he walks up and
I say…'What are you smiling about? '
And the child says to me: 'I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Eddie Murphy show….please give me money for a ticket.
Now!...if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket…I have to give him money for a ticket. I do not handle the money in the house… my wife… Camille ..handles the ticket money. So I must go into the kitchen, to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family…and she is inside the kitchen cooking….and she's got a bowl….and she's cooking up the food.. man.. she's cooking it up. And the child walks in the room with the smile and he says…
'Mother, please, money. '
She gives him the money…he runs off to see your show. Now! we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return….at about…in the morning… the child comes through the door… he has a different look on his face.. a look like he heard something at your show that he's never heard before… and I say to my child..
[Bill and Ennis]
I say, 'Child... 'I say,
'What did the man say on the stage? '
And he says, 'Pop, the man comes out and says these things.
'I say, 'Well, what did he say?
'Pop, he comes out and says some stuff.'
I say, 'What did he do?
''Pop, he walks out and he goes:
~“Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big black stuff….and suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it."~'
[Bill and Eddie]
B: You cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people.
E: And I say, "I never said no 'filth, flarn, filth'."
B: You know what I'm talking about.I can't use the type of languagethat you use, but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'."
E: I say, "I never said 'filth, flarn, filth'.I don't know what you're talking about.I'm offended you called. Fuck you."
That's when Bill got pissed and said:"That's what I'm talking about.You cannot say 'fuck'......in front of people."
And I got mad… because he thought that was my whole act… like I just walked out on-stageand cursed and left…
I manage to stick in some jokes between the curses.
You couldn't give no curse show...
Walk out, say, "Hey, Felt Forum,"motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot and shit.
Good night.
Good night.
Suck my dick.
Bye-bye.
This blog starts to get international. So its time to change the language to a global one... hope you guys still have fun to read it. There are always be funny pics anyway(s) ;)
(1) Front: Lui, Manu & Hanna; Back: Jonas & Roxy
(2) Fuckin' binge drinking
(3) Girls just wanna have fun!
(4) What happends after bing'ing



The only real German or better Bavarian thing was the annoying music! Nicci, we need you!
Anyway, what do Germans like beside complaining?
Right: free food and cheap drinks!
So good job!
PROST


unnuetzes Wissen
Um erfolgreich zu sein, muss ein japanischer Popsong mindestens 1 englischen Satz enthalten.
Japaner sind auf Harmonie im Gespraech aus. Deshalb machen sie auch gern Gesten also ob sie einen verstehen - auch wenn nur "blah blah blah" aller Homer J. Simpson dabei rumkommt;)
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Richtig - Manu
(Okay der war echt mal schlecht!)

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